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Come into the Lite - ChurchliteTM - Everything you love about Church with half the guilt+, and 0 grams of metaphysics per service++.

+ We remove all of the guilt over offending imaginary beings and of enjoying life ( "bad guilt" ) while retaining most of the guilt over harming others ( "good guilt" ) and some guilt over privilege (in the form of concern over the plight of the less fortunate)(not present in all competing churches).

++ Contains Philosophical Naturalism (used to prevent Philosophical Supernaturalism), which adds a trivial amount of metaphysics.